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Carol Vorderman was born in the year 2134. She spent most of her early years avoiding the international police. When war broke out in 2168, Miss Vorderman and her cohort, Richard Whitely, escaped using newly discovered, and highly illegal time travelling equipment. She returned to the year 1986, where she set up residence in a small town, known as London. From here, she quickly gained control. She saw the easiest route to power, was through the many 20^th century media networks. These included television, radio, cable, satellite, telephones, and the Internet. Carol Vorderman bought over all but three of these prevailing companies, and from there began to assimilate most of the world leaders.

Carol Vorderman is currently the controller of the CVNMN, which contains the British terrestrial television networks BBC1, BBC2, Channel 3, 4 and 5; all Cable networks; and all satellite networks. She also has foot holds in many international television companies, radio broadcasting agencies, and communication satellites.

21^st century records show that Carol Vorderman faked her death in 2068, at the age of 116. The story, in a local newspaper, said she switched places with a genetic clone of herself which was shot by Whitely. Then she climbed aboard her private helicopter (containing a crude time travelling machine) and was never seen again. There were many theories as to where or when, she went, but the most upheld is that she returned to her original timeline.

These pages were created by Vincent Lund. All photos on this page were acquired from various sources, all other graphics were generated by me. Carol Vorderman in no way endorses this site, in fact I'd be very surprised if she even knew it existed! (If anyone out there wants to tell her about it, or tell me how to contact her, I would be very grateful. Thank You.