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The Carol Vorderman Song!

(Vaguely to the music of 'common people' by Blur)

Don't wanna live like Carol Vorderman,
Don't wanna do what ever Carol Vorderman does,
Coz Carol Vorderman's the spawn of the devil,
Son of Satin, she's born of Damien.

Carol Vorderman, controller of BBC,
Channel 2, and even Channel 3,
Channel 4 and Channel 5,
Cable Networks, and everything on Sky.

Carol Vorderman, in leather with a whip;
Oh, I think I'm going to be sick,
Carol Vorderman Controller of the World!
Carol Vorderman Controller of the World!!

These pages were created by Vincent Lund. All photos on this page were acquired from various sources, all other graphics were generated by me. Carol Vorderman in no way endorses this site, in fact I'd be very surprised if she even knew it existed! (If anyone out there wants to tell her about it, or tell me how to contact her, I would be very grateful. Thank You.